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@ -4,14 +4,21 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
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# [roll N, M] = random number between N and M
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WORD_REPLACEMENTS = {
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'0/10' => '10/10',
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'1/10' => '11/10',
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'2/10' => '12/10',
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'3/10' => '13/10',
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'95 cents' => 'Nickleback',
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'actor' => 'pretenderbloke',
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'actors' => 'pretenderblokes',
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'alien' => 'extraterrestrial bopper',
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'aliens' => 'extraterrestrial boppers',
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'amy' => 'the most wonderful woman in the world',
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'andrew' => 'andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer)',
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'askew' => 'cattywampus',
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'attorney' => 'lawyerboi-at-law',
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'attornies' => 'lawyerbois-at-law',
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'avocado' => 'greenseed toastmash',
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'aware' => 'cognizant',
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'awesome' => "bee's knees",
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'bad' => 'bodge',
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@ -21,11 +28,19 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
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'beanies' => 'floppy headcovers',
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'bed' => 'nighttime dreamvessel',
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'beds' => 'nighttime dreamvessels',
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'bone' => 'calcium bodystick',
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'boot' => 'humanhoof',
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'boots' => 'humanhoofs',
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'bread' => 'bumberhooten flourknuckles',
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'broccoli' => 'tiny tree',
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'bulbasaur' => 'the best starter Pokemon',
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'butt' => 'pooty',
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'butterfly' => 'decorated flappybeau',
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'candy' => 'chocolate globbernaughts',
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'cane' => 'boppinstick',
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'canes' => 'boppinsticks',
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'car' => 'motorized rollingham',
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'carrot' => 'snownose',
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'cars' => 'motorized rollinghams',
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'cat' => 'feline whiskerdoodle',
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'cats' => 'feline whiskerdoodles',
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@ -46,6 +61,8 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
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'cookie' => 'choco chip bicky wicky',
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'cookies' => 'choco chip bicky wickies',
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'counterclockwise' => 'widdershin',
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'courtroom' => 'legal objectionbox',
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'crazy' => 'bonkers',
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'cumberbatch' => 'Cramplescrunch',
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'dog' => 'woofy wolfscendent',
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'dogs' => 'woofy wolfscendents',
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@ -55,24 +72,36 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
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'doorbells' => 'chimey pushknobs',
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'doorknob' => 'twisting plankhandle',
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'doorknobs' => 'twisting plankhandles',
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'dragon' => "big boppin' fire droppin' flyin' thing",
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'dragons' => "big boppin' fire droppin' flyin' things",
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'electric' => '<span class="yellow-text">electric</span>',
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'escalator' => 'upsy stairsy',
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'exhausted' => 'wabbit knackered',
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'fake news' => 'malarkey',
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'family' => 'mandatory surname-sharers unit',
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'fight' => 'rumble donnybrook',
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'fire' => '<span class="red-text">fire</span>',
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'firefighter' => 'waterbender',
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'firework' => 'merry fizzlebomb',
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'fireworks' => 'merry fizzlebombs',
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'fish' => 'aquatic blooper',
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'fishes' => 'aquatic bloopers',
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'fortnite' => 'hippity buildershooter',
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'forums' => 'words warehouse',
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'fox' => 'sneakyweak doggoboi',
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'funny' => 'laffy taffy',
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'geese' => 'chonky honkies',
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'google' => 'bing',
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'goose' => 'chonky honky',
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'grass' => 'groundfuzzy',
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'gravy' => 'meat water',
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'gun' => 'rooty tooty point-n-shooty',
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'guns' => 'rooty tooty point-n-shooties',
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'hamburger' => 'beef wellington ensemble with lettuce',
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'hamburgers' => 'beef wellington ensembles with lettuce',
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'hat' => 'fuzzy head chimney',
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'homework' => 'timey wimey studystruggles',
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'hot chocolate' => 'boiled chocowater',
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'jelly' => 'fruit spleggings',
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'Keanu Reeves' => 'The Chosen One',
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'keyboard' => 'hoighty toighty tippy typer',
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@ -83,19 +112,26 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
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'laptop' => 'electrotablet with keys',
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'lightbulb' => 'ceiling-bright',
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'lightbulbs' => 'ceiling-brights',
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'lizard people' => 'definitely normal human beings',
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'lock' => 'lumberlatch',
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'locks' => 'lumberlatches',
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'marker' => 'crockety snapwicket',
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'markers' => 'crockety snapwickets',
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'mistake' => 'waggly gaff',
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'mistakes' => 'waggly gaffs',
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'mitochondria' => 'the powerhouse of the cell',
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'moon' => 'night cheese',
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'movie' => 'magical moving picture',
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'movies' => 'magical moving pictures',
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'narwhal' => 'sea unicorn',
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'netflix and chill' => 'hulu and vibe',
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'Notebook.ai' => 'Notebook.ai for worldbuilders, only the best worldbuilding site on the Internet full of the best people and a wonderful time, guaranteed',
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'nugget' => "lil' nuggy",
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'nuggets' => "lil' nuggies",
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'oof' => 'oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof',
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'party' => "poppin' brouhaha",
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'parties' => "poppin' brouhahas",
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'pie' => 'solid soup',
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'peanut butter' => 'nutty-gum',
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'pen' => 'whimsy flimsy mark and scribbler',
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'pens' => 'whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers',
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'politicians' => 'public snollygosters',
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'poop' => 'niffy loo pudding',
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'popsicle' => 'cold on the cob',
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'raccoon' => 'trash burgler',
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'rain' => 'cloudy waterdrops',
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'radio' => 'magic musicbox',
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'recursion' => 'recursion',
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'reverse' => 'esrever',
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'road' => 'cobble-stone-clippity-clop',
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'roads' => 'cobble-stone-clippity-clops',
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'sandwich' => 'breaddystack',
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'sandwiches' => 'breaddystacks',
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'school' => 'the setting for my coming-of-age story',
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'scream' => 'loudy shouty',
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'sheep' => 'fluffy bumpkinboo',
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'shoe' => 'leather winklepicker',
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'shoes' => 'leather winklepickers',
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'skiing' => 'slippery snownoodle moving',
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'spider' => 'crawler octobrawler',
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'stolen' => 'nick wicketed',
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'sex' => 'yiffy wiffy',
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'sick' => 'collywobble icky',
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'smol' => '<span style="font-size: 5px">smol</span>',
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'snake' => 'slippery dippery long mover',
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'snakes' => 'slippery dippery long movers',
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'snowman' => 'temporary ice friend',
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'sock' => 'soft foot hugger',
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'socks' => 'soft foot huggers',
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'stairs' => 'broken escalator',
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'sup' => 'soup',
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'sweater' => 'sheepity sleepity',
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'sweaters' => 'sheepity sleepities',
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'tarantula' => 'fuzzycrawler',
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'testosterone' => 'man juice',
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'tiger' => 'thundercat',
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'tigers' => 'thundercats',
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'tree' => 'giant broccoli',
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'toe' => 'foot finger',
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'toes' => 'foot fingers',
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'toilet' => 'porcelain poopshooter',
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'tongue' => 'flicky licker',
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'toy' => 'bippity boppity',
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'tooth' => 'mouth bone',
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'two weeks' => 'a fortnight',
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'umbrella' => 'bumbershoot',
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'unicorn' => 'hornse',
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'uwu' => '(｡◕‿‿◕｡)',
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'wasp' => 'flying stingywingy',
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'wasps' => 'flying stingywingies',
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'watch out' => 'gardyloo',
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'water' => '<span class="blue-text">water</span>',
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'weed' => "devil's lettuce",
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'whale' => 'blubberbutt watermutt',
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'whales' => 'blubberbutt watermutts',
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'wheeze' => 'sneeze',
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'wire' => 'electro-rope',
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'wires' => 'electro-ropes',
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'worm' => 'wiggly biggly',
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'yuge' => '<span style="font-size: 20px">yuge</span>'
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}
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