diff --git a/app/services/forum_replacement_service.rb b/app/services/forum_replacement_service.rb
index 88376e76..1f9c8baa 100644
--- a/app/services/forum_replacement_service.rb
+++ b/app/services/forum_replacement_service.rb
@@ -4,14 +4,21 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
# [roll N, M] = random number between N and M
WORD_REPLACEMENTS = {
+ '0/10' => '10/10',
+ '1/10' => '11/10',
+ '2/10' => '12/10',
+ '3/10' => '13/10',
+ '95 cents' => 'Nickleback',
'actor' => 'pretenderbloke',
'actors' => 'pretenderblokes',
'alien' => 'extraterrestrial bopper',
'aliens' => 'extraterrestrial boppers',
+ 'amy' => 'the most wonderful woman in the world',
'andrew' => 'andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer)',
'askew' => 'cattywampus',
'attorney' => 'lawyerboi-at-law',
'attornies' => 'lawyerbois-at-law',
+ 'avocado' => 'greenseed toastmash',
'aware' => 'cognizant',
'awesome' => "bee's knees",
'bad' => 'bodge',
@@ -21,11 +28,19 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
'beanies' => 'floppy headcovers',
'bed' => 'nighttime dreamvessel',
'beds' => 'nighttime dreamvessels',
+ 'bone' => 'calcium bodystick',
+ 'boot' => 'humanhoof',
+ 'boots' => 'humanhoofs',
'bread' => 'bumberhooten flourknuckles',
+ 'broccoli' => 'tiny tree',
+ 'bulbasaur' => 'the best starter Pokemon',
+ 'butt' => 'pooty',
+ 'butterfly' => 'decorated flappybeau',
'candy' => 'chocolate globbernaughts',
'cane' => 'boppinstick',
'canes' => 'boppinsticks',
'car' => 'motorized rollingham',
+ 'carrot' => 'snownose',
'cars' => 'motorized rollinghams',
'cat' => 'feline whiskerdoodle',
'cats' => 'feline whiskerdoodles',
@@ -46,6 +61,8 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
'cookie' => 'choco chip bicky wicky',
'cookies' => 'choco chip bicky wickies',
'counterclockwise' => 'widdershin',
+ 'courtroom' => 'legal objectionbox',
+ 'crazy' => 'bonkers',
'cumberbatch' => 'Cramplescrunch',
'dog' => 'woofy wolfscendent',
'dogs' => 'woofy wolfscendents',
@@ -55,24 +72,36 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
'doorbells' => 'chimey pushknobs',
'doorknob' => 'twisting plankhandle',
'doorknobs' => 'twisting plankhandles',
+ 'dragon' => "big boppin' fire droppin' flyin' thing",
+ 'dragons' => "big boppin' fire droppin' flyin' things",
+ 'electric' => 'electric',
'escalator' => 'upsy stairsy',
'exhausted' => 'wabbit knackered',
'fake news' => 'malarkey',
'family' => 'mandatory surname-sharers unit',
'fight' => 'rumble donnybrook',
+ 'fire' => 'fire',
+ 'firefighter' => 'waterbender',
'firework' => 'merry fizzlebomb',
'fireworks' => 'merry fizzlebombs',
'fish' => 'aquatic blooper',
'fishes' => 'aquatic bloopers',
+ 'fortnite' => 'hippity buildershooter',
'forums' => 'words warehouse',
+ 'fox' => 'sneakyweak doggoboi',
'funny' => 'laffy taffy',
+ 'geese' => 'chonky honkies',
+ 'google' => 'bing',
+ 'goose' => 'chonky honky',
'grass' => 'groundfuzzy',
'gravy' => 'meat water',
'gun' => 'rooty tooty point-n-shooty',
'guns' => 'rooty tooty point-n-shooties',
'hamburger' => 'beef wellington ensemble with lettuce',
'hamburgers' => 'beef wellington ensembles with lettuce',
+ 'hat' => 'fuzzy head chimney',
'homework' => 'timey wimey studystruggles',
+ 'hot chocolate' => 'boiled chocowater',
'jelly' => 'fruit spleggings',
'Keanu Reeves' => 'The Chosen One',
'keyboard' => 'hoighty toighty tippy typer',
@@ -83,19 +112,26 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
'laptop' => 'electrotablet with keys',
'lightbulb' => 'ceiling-bright',
'lightbulbs' => 'ceiling-brights',
+ 'lizard people' => 'definitely normal human beings',
'lock' => 'lumberlatch',
'locks' => 'lumberlatches',
'marker' => 'crockety snapwicket',
'markers' => 'crockety snapwickets',
'mistake' => 'waggly gaff',
'mistakes' => 'waggly gaffs',
+ 'mitochondria' => 'the powerhouse of the cell',
+ 'moon' => 'night cheese',
'movie' => 'magical moving picture',
'movies' => 'magical moving pictures',
+ 'narwhal' => 'sea unicorn',
'netflix and chill' => 'hulu and vibe',
+ 'Notebook.ai' => 'Notebook.ai for worldbuilders, only the best worldbuilding site on the Internet full of the best people and a wonderful time, guaranteed',
'nugget' => "lil' nuggy",
'nuggets' => "lil' nuggies",
+ 'oof' => 'oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof',
'party' => "poppin' brouhaha",
'parties' => "poppin' brouhahas",
+ 'pie' => 'solid soup',
'peanut butter' => 'nutty-gum',
'pen' => 'whimsy flimsy mark and scribbler',
'pens' => 'whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers',
@@ -105,15 +141,22 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
'politicians' => 'public snollygosters',
'poop' => 'niffy loo pudding',
'popsicle' => 'cold on the cob',
+ 'raccoon' => 'trash burgler',
+ 'rain' => 'cloudy waterdrops',
+ 'radio' => 'magic musicbox',
+ 'recursion' => 'recursion',
+ 'reverse' => 'esrever',
'road' => 'cobble-stone-clippity-clop',
'roads' => 'cobble-stone-clippity-clops',
'sandwich' => 'breaddystack',
'sandwiches' => 'breaddystacks',
'school' => 'the setting for my coming-of-age story',
+ 'scream' => 'loudy shouty',
'sheep' => 'fluffy bumpkinboo',
'shoe' => 'leather winklepicker',
'shoes' => 'leather winklepickers',
'skiing' => 'slippery snownoodle moving',
+ 'spider' => 'crawler octobrawler',
'stolen' => 'nick wicketed',
'sex' => 'yiffy wiffy',
'sick' => 'collywobble icky',
@@ -122,6 +165,7 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
'smol' => 'smol',
'snake' => 'slippery dippery long mover',
'snakes' => 'slippery dippery long movers',
+ 'snowman' => 'temporary ice friend',
'sock' => 'soft foot hugger',
'socks' => 'soft foot huggers',
'stairs' => 'broken escalator',
@@ -130,6 +174,8 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
'sup' => 'soup',
'sweater' => 'sheepity sleepity',
'sweaters' => 'sheepity sleepities',
+ 'tarantula' => 'fuzzycrawler',
+ 'testosterone' => 'man juice',
'tiger' => 'thundercat',
'tigers' => 'thundercats',
'tree' => 'giant broccoli',
@@ -139,20 +185,24 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
'toe' => 'foot finger',
'toes' => 'foot fingers',
'toilet' => 'porcelain poopshooter',
+ 'tongue' => 'flicky licker',
'toy' => 'bippity boppity',
'tooth' => 'mouth bone',
'two weeks' => 'a fortnight',
'umbrella' => 'bumbershoot',
+ 'unicorn' => 'hornse',
'uwu' => '(｡◕‿‿◕｡)',
'wasp' => 'flying stingywingy',
'wasps' => 'flying stingywingies',
'watch out' => 'gardyloo',
+ 'water' => 'water',
'weed' => "devil's lettuce",
'whale' => 'blubberbutt watermutt',
'whales' => 'blubberbutt watermutts',
'wheeze' => 'sneeze',
'wire' => 'electro-rope',
'wires' => 'electro-ropes',
+ 'worm' => 'wiggly biggly',
'yuge' => 'yuge'
}