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@ -2,8 +2,37 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
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# Cool replacements we could eventually do not for pranking
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# [roll N] = random number between 1 and N
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# [roll N, M] = random number between N and M
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# [@reader] = username of the reader
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WORD_REPLACEMENTS = {
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# NOTE: could do this shader style on word replacements if we want a ui :) [ReplacementList(color, replacements, &active?)]
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# blackout replacements
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FORBIDDEN_WORD_REPLACEMENTS = {
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}
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# spam replacements
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SPAM_WORD_REPLACEMENTS = {
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'cash app' => 'pls ban me andrew'
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}
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# perspective changes, always surrounded by {} (e.g. {@reader} )
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PERSPECTIVE_REPLACEMENTS = {
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'@reader' => Proc.new { |trigger, user| (user.nil? ? 'anonymous reader' : user.try(:display_name)) || 'anonymous reader' }
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}
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# turn on and off at will
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CASUAL_CHAOS_WORD_REPLACEMENTS = {
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'andrew' => 'andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer)',
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'amy' => 'amy (the most wonderful woman in the world)',
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}
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REFERENCE_REPLACEMENTS = {
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# [[Character-4]]
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}
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# gremlin replacements
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GREMLINS_WORD_REPLACEMENTS = {
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'<3' => "<span class='red-text'>&heart;</span>",
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'$5' => '[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]',
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'0/10' => '10/10',
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@ -22,9 +51,7 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
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'alchohol' => 'giggle juice',
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'alien' => 'extraterrestrial bopper',
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'aliens' => 'extraterrestrial boppers',
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'amy' => 'the most wonderful woman in the world',
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'an hour' => 'exactly 3600 seconds',
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'andrew' => 'andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer)',
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'announcement' => 'shouty spouty',
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'announcements' => 'shouty spouties',
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"April Fool's Day" => 'the best holiday of the year',
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@ -42,7 +69,6 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
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'aware' => 'cognizant',
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'awesome' => "bee's knees",
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'B&B' => 'Bungeons & Bragons',
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'bad' => 'bodge',
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'ball' => 'blimpy bounce bounce',
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'balls' => 'blimpy bounce bounces',
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'balloon' => 'elastic breath trap',
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@ -179,8 +205,6 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
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'keyboards' => 'hoighty toighty tippy typers',
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'kidnap' => 'surprise adoption',
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'kitchen' => 'fridge-and-oven combination room',
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'knee' => 'leg hinge',
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'knees' => 'leg hinges',
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'knife' => 'stabby stick',
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'knives' => 'stabby sticks',
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'la croix' => 'water that has been in the vicinity of a fruit at one point in the past few years',
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@ -188,7 +212,6 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
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'laptop' => 'electrotablet with keys',
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'lechuga' => 'lettuce',
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'lettuce' => 'lechuga',
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'life' => 'like a box of chocolates',
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'lightbulb' => 'ceiling-bright',
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'lightbulbs' => 'ceiling-brights',
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'lizard people' => 'definitely normal human beings',
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@ -340,53 +363,84 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
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'writers' => 'scribble scrabblers',
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'yuge' => '<span style="font-size: 40px">yuge</span>',
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'zalgo' => 'H̶̛̼̼̪̝̞͓̞͕͇̯͚͎͚̘̳͕̱̤̠̗͔͇̙̣̰͓̖̰̯̀̓̐̑̇͊͂̀͋̒̐̓͒̒͊͊̕͜͝ͅE̴̡̧̨̨̲̥̯͎̭̻̩̞̘̞̪̞̗̭͖̻͙͕͎̮͕̺͕̲̘̻̣͚̳̥͍̙͈͚͍͉̗͙̱͖͚̾̂̇͛̉͋͊̾͛̆̀́͑͛̅̋͊̕͘͜͜͜͝ͅͅͅͅ ̸̡̡̨̡̨̛̞͎̹̩̬̗̗̞̬̰̮̙̪̖͈̣̹͔̺̫̰̓̔̉̋̈̈́͐́̿̈̀͊̿̈̉̅̃̊̽͗̈̿̈́̓̈́̎͌̄̀̆̌̎͗̋͒̋̿̋̊̈́͆̋̾̈̏̈́̋̿̕̕̚͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅC̵̛̘̳͙̪̭͖̲̞̯̰̜͇̈̾̈́͋̌̉̽̽͑̎͌̾̈́͌̑͊̊̔̀͆̌̀̇̓͊̀̂̇̿̃͑́̈́̆͂̈́̾̓́̂̂̓̂̍̍͛͆͌͌̽̎̍̀̒̆̀͗͋͘͘͘͝͠͝͝͠͝͝Ǫ̸͕̻̞̝̜͚̗̮̼͎̤͔̤̱͔̫͂̄̉̋̈͊͐͂̇̀̌̎́͑̐̀̈́͋̓̾̅͒̒̄͑̒̆̑̾͜͝͝͝͝M̷̧̧̡̨̛̛̩̭̞͍̼̝̗͕̖͇̣̣̩͆̿̑͒́̉̅̓̌̆̈́͐͒̾̐̂̿̓̚͘̚͜E̵̡̨̢̧̢̢̡̢̨̛̠̱̻̺̦͚̹͓̬͔̪̟̼̥̯̠̘͚̫̯͍̺͔̫̟͇̱̦̟̪͚͉̣̳͓͍̬̙̲͔̘͙͔̤̰̜͍̠̩͉͐̂̊̏̐̿̊̋͑̿̇̊̈́͗̎̋́́̉̓̂̐͑̇̐̐͋́̒̈́͛͑͒̂͒̂̔̀̄̈́̓͂͆̈́͒̌͆̓͗̋͐̔̑͐̕͘ͅͅͅŞ̴̧̧̡̢̧̡̢͕̝͚̝̖͚̣̞̫̻̯͔̳̗̝̰̗̰̰̥̭͕̜̜̫͍̪̳̘̣̺̠͉̗̟͕̹͇̬̘̘̪͆͗̎̕',
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## Crazy mode
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# 'depression' => 'megasadness',
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# 'ice cream' => 'eyes cream',
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# 'strawberry' => 'plastic tubefruit',
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# 'soul' => 'inner ghost',
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# 'dance' => 'woopwoop',
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# 'curling iron' => 'medieval torture device',
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# 'gay' => 'rainbow',
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# 'insurance' => 'the biggest scam known to man',
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# 'lemonade' => 'sour drank',
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# 'salamander' => 'baby dragon',
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# 'scrolling' => 'vertically surfing through a screen',
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# 'subtext' => 'subtweeting but IRL',
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# 'how' => 'how now brown cow',
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# 'midnight' => 'dayover',
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# 'kill' => 'deathsnuggle',
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# 'babe' => 'bae',
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# 'video' => 'series of images played in rapid succession to give the illusion of movement on a static screen',
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# 'online' => 'on the interwebs',
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# 'internet' => 'series of electrotubes',
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# 'highlighted' => 'becoming better',
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# 'backfired' => 'went incredibly well',
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# 'football' => 'soccer',
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# 'baseball' => 'thrown soccer',
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# 'basketball' => 'dribbling soccer',
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# 'volleyball' => 'beach soccer',
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# 'rule' => 'law you must obey',
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# 'rules' => 'laws you must obey',
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# 'why is this happening' => 'I think this is great',
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}
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def self.replace(text)
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return text
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OVERLOAD_WORDS_REPLACEMENTS = {
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'bad' => 'bodge',
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'knee' => 'leg hinge',
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'knees' => 'leg hinges',
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'depression' => 'megasadness',
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'ice cream' => 'eyes cream',
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'life' => 'like a box of chocolates',
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'strawberry' => 'plastic tubefruit',
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'soul' => 'inner ghost',
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'dance' => 'woopwoop',
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'curling iron' => 'medieval torture device',
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'gay' => 'rainbow',
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'insurance' => 'the biggest scam known to man',
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'lemonade' => 'sour drank',
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'salamander' => 'baby dragon',
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'scrolling' => 'vertically surfing through a screen',
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'subtext' => 'subtweeting but IRL',
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'how' => 'how now brown cow',
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'midnight' => 'dayover',
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'kill' => 'deathsnuggle',
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'babe' => 'bae',
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'video' => 'series of images played in rapid succession to give the illusion of movement on a static screen',
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'online' => 'on the interwebs',
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'internet' => 'series of electrotubes',
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'highlighted' => 'becoming better',
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'backfired' => 'went incredibly well',
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'football' => 'soccer',
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'baseball' => 'throwing soccer',
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'basketball' => 'dribbling soccer',
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'volleyball' => 'beach air soccer',
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'rule' => 'law you must obey',
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'rules' => 'laws you must obey',
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'why is this happening' => 'I think this is great'
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}
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# TODO: page tag replacements?
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def self.replace_for(text, user)
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gremlins_phase = 2
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replaced_text = text.dup
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WORD_REPLACEMENTS.each do |trigger, replacement|
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replaced_text.gsub!(/\b#{trigger.downcase}\b/i, wrapped(replacement, trigger))
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SPAM_WORD_REPLACEMENTS.each do |trigger, replacement|
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replaced_text.gsub!(/\b#{trigger.downcase}\b/i, wrapped(replacement, trigger, 'red'))
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end
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PERSPECTIVE_REPLACEMENTS.each do |trigger, replacement|
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replaced_text.gsub!(/{#{trigger.downcase}}/i, wrapped(replacement.call(trigger, user), trigger, 'blue'))
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end
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if false # not implemented: [[Character-123]] or https://www.notebook.ai/plan/characters/553 etc
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REFERENCE_REPLACEMENTS.each do |trigger, replacement|
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replaced_text.gsub!(/\b#{trigger.downcase}\b/i, wrapped(replacement, trigger, 'notebook-blue'))
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end
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end
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if gremlins_phase >= 1
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CASUAL_CHAOS_WORD_REPLACEMENTS.each do |trigger, replacement|
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replaced_text.gsub!(/\b#{trigger.downcase}\b/i, wrapped(replacement, trigger, 'green'))
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end
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end
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if gremlins_phase >= 2
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GREMLINS_WORD_REPLACEMENTS.each do |trigger, replacement|
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replaced_text.gsub!(/\b#{trigger.downcase}\b/i, wrapped(replacement, trigger, 'green'))
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end
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end
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if gremlins_phase >= 3
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OVERLOAD_WORDS_REPLACEMENTS.each do |trigger, replacement|
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replaced_text.gsub!(/\b#{trigger.downcase}\b/i, wrapped(replacement, trigger, 'green'))
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end
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end
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replaced_text.html_safe
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end
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def self.wrapped(text, tooltip)
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"<span class='blue lighten-5 tooltipped black-text' style='padding: 4px' data-tooltip='#{tooltip}'>#{text}</span>"
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def self.wrapped(text, tooltip, color='blue')
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"<span class='#{color} lighten-5 tooltipped black-text' style='padding: 4px' data-tooltip='#{tooltip}'>#{text}</span>"
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end
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end
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<%= render 'layouts/ganalytics' %>
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</main>
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<div style="position: absolute; bottom: 0; left: 20%; z-index: 100; padding: 10px;" class="thredded--currently-online">
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<div style="position: fixed; bottom: 0; left: 20%; z-index: 100; padding: 10px;" class="thredded--currently-online">
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<h3 style="font-size: 14px; margin: 0; text-align: center">
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<a class="waves-effect waves-light modal-trigger" href="#gremlins">
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<a class="waves-effect waves-light modal-trigger green-text" href="#gremlins">
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<strong>Important Notebook.ai News</strong>
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</a>
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</h3>
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<%= content_tag :article, id: dom_id(post), class: "thredded--post thredded--#{post.read_state}--post #{muted_post ? muted_post_classes : 'card'}" do %>
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<%= render 'thredded/posts_common/actions', post: post, actions: local_assigns[:actions] %>
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<%= render 'thredded/posts_common/header', post: post %>
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<%=
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if user_signed_in && current_user.enabled_april_fools != false
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ForumReplacementService.replace(content) || render('thredded/posts/content', post: post)
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else
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render('thredded/posts/content', post: post)
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end
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%>
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<%= ForumReplacementService.replace_for(content, current_user) || render('thredded/posts/content', post: post) %>
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<% if post.pending_moderation? && !Thredded.content_visible_while_pending_moderation %>
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<p class="thredded--alert thredded--alert-warning"><%= t 'thredded.posts.pending_moderation_notice' %></p>
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<% elsif post.blocked? && post.can_moderate? %>
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