diff --git a/app/services/forum_replacement_service.rb b/app/services/forum_replacement_service.rb index 139941d6..28514afc 100644 --- a/app/services/forum_replacement_service.rb +++ b/app/services/forum_replacement_service.rb @@ -2,8 +2,37 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service # Cool replacements we could eventually do not for pranking # [roll N] = random number between 1 and N # [roll N, M] = random number between N and M + # [@reader] = username of the reader - WORD_REPLACEMENTS = { + # NOTE: could do this shader style on word replacements if we want a ui :) [ReplacementList(color, replacements, &active?)] + + # blackout replacements + FORBIDDEN_WORD_REPLACEMENTS = { + + } + + # spam replacements + SPAM_WORD_REPLACEMENTS = { + 'cash app' => 'pls ban me andrew' + } + + # perspective changes, always surrounded by {} (e.g. {@reader} ) + PERSPECTIVE_REPLACEMENTS = { + '@reader' => Proc.new { |trigger, user| (user.nil? ? 'anonymous reader' : user.try(:display_name)) || 'anonymous reader' } + } + + # turn on and off at will + CASUAL_CHAOS_WORD_REPLACEMENTS = { + 'andrew' => 'andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer)', + 'amy' => 'amy (the most wonderful woman in the world)', + } + + REFERENCE_REPLACEMENTS = { + # [[Character-4]] + } + + # gremlin replacements + GREMLINS_WORD_REPLACEMENTS = { '<3' => "&heart;", '$5' => '[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]', '0/10' => '10/10', @@ -22,9 +51,7 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service 'alchohol' => 'giggle juice', 'alien' => 'extraterrestrial bopper', 'aliens' => 'extraterrestrial boppers', - 'amy' => 'the most wonderful woman in the world', 'an hour' => 'exactly 3600 seconds', - 'andrew' => 'andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer)', 'announcement' => 'shouty spouty', 'announcements' => 'shouty spouties', "April Fool's Day" => 'the best holiday of the year', @@ -42,7 +69,6 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service 'aware' => 'cognizant', 'awesome' => "bee's knees", 'B&B' => 'Bungeons & Bragons', - 'bad' => 'bodge', 'ball' => 'blimpy bounce bounce', 'balls' => 'blimpy bounce bounces', 'balloon' => 'elastic breath trap', @@ -179,8 +205,6 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service 'keyboards' => 'hoighty toighty tippy typers', 'kidnap' => 'surprise adoption', 'kitchen' => 'fridge-and-oven combination room', - 'knee' => 'leg hinge', - 'knees' => 'leg hinges', 'knife' => 'stabby stick', 'knives' => 'stabby sticks', 'la croix' => 'water that has been in the vicinity of a fruit at one point in the past few years', @@ -188,7 +212,6 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service 'laptop' => 'electrotablet with keys', 'lechuga' => 'lettuce', 'lettuce' => 'lechuga', - 'life' => 'like a box of chocolates', 'lightbulb' => 'ceiling-bright', 'lightbulbs' => 'ceiling-brights', 'lizard people' => 'definitely normal human beings', @@ -340,53 +363,84 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service 'writers' => 'scribble scrabblers', 'yuge' => 'yuge', 'zalgo' => 'H̶̛̼̼̪̝̞͓̞͕͇̯͚͎͚̘̳͕̱̤̠̗͔͇̙̣̰͓̖̰̯̀̓̐̑̇͊͂̀͋̒̐̓͒̒͊͊̕͜͝ͅE̴̡̧̨̨̲̥̯͎̭̻̩̞̘̞̪̞̗̭͖̻͙͕͎̮͕̺͕̲̘̻̣͚̳̥͍̙͈͚͍͉̗͙̱͖͚̾̂̇͛̉͋͊̾͛̆̀́͑͛̅̋͊̕͘͜͜͜͝ͅͅͅͅ ̸̡̡̨̡̨̛̞͎̹̩̬̗̗̞̬̰̮̙̪̖͈̣̹͔̺̫̰̓̔̉̋̈̈́͐́̿̈̀͊̿̈̉̅̃̊̽͗̈̿̈́̓̈́̎͌̄̀̆̌̎͗̋͒̋̿̋̊̈́͆̋̾̈̏̈́̋̿̕̕̚͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅC̵̛̘̳͙̪̭͖̲̞̯̰̜͇̈̾̈́͋̌̉̽̽͑̎͌̾̈́͌̑͊̊̔̀͆̌̀̇̓͊̀̂̇̿̃͑́̈́̆͂̈́̾̓́̂̂̓̂̍̍͛͆͌͌̽̎̍̀̒̆̀͗͋͘͘͘͝͠͝͝͠͝͝Ǫ̸͕̻̞̝̜͚̗̮̼͎̤͔̤̱͔̫͂̄̉̋̈͊͐͂̇̀̌̎́͑̐̀̈́͋̓̾̅͒̒̄͑̒̆̑̾͜͝͝͝͝M̷̧̧̡̨̛̛̩̭̞͍̼̝̗͕̖͇̣̣̩͆̿̑͒́̉̅̓̌̆̈́͐͒̾̐̂̿̓̚͘̚͜E̵̡̨̢̧̢̢̡̢̨̛̠̱̻̺̦͚̹͓̬͔̪̟̼̥̯̠̘͚̫̯͍̺͔̫̟͇̱̦̟̪͚͉̣̳͓͍̬̙̲͔̘͙͔̤̰̜͍̠̩͉͐̂̊̏̐̿̊̋͑̿̇̊̈́͗̎̋́́̉̓̂̐͑̇̐̐͋́̒̈́͛͑͒̂͒̂̔̀̄̈́̓͂͆̈́͒̌͆̓͗̋͐̔̑͐̕͘ͅͅͅŞ̴̧̧̡̢̧̡̢͕̝͚̝̖͚̣̞̫̻̯͔̳̗̝̰̗̰̰̥̭͕̜̜̫͍̪̳̘̣̺̠͉̗̟͕̹͇̬̘̘̪͆͗̎̕', - - ## Crazy mode - # 'depression' => 'megasadness', - # 'ice cream' => 'eyes cream', - # 'strawberry' => 'plastic tubefruit', - # 'soul' => 'inner ghost', - # 'dance' => 'woopwoop', - # 'curling iron' => 'medieval torture device', - # 'gay' => 'rainbow', - # 'insurance' => 'the biggest scam known to man', - # 'lemonade' => 'sour drank', - # 'salamander' => 'baby dragon', - # 'scrolling' => 'vertically surfing through a screen', - # 'subtext' => 'subtweeting but IRL', - # 'how' => 'how now brown cow', - # 'midnight' => 'dayover', - # 'kill' => 'deathsnuggle', - # 'babe' => 'bae', - # 'video' => 'series of images played in rapid succession to give the illusion of movement on a static screen', - # 'online' => 'on the interwebs', - # 'internet' => 'series of electrotubes', - # 'highlighted' => 'becoming better', - # 'backfired' => 'went incredibly well', - # 'football' => 'soccer', - # 'baseball' => 'thrown soccer', - # 'basketball' => 'dribbling soccer', - # 'volleyball' => 'beach soccer', - # 'rule' => 'law you must obey', - # 'rules' => 'laws you must obey', - # 'why is this happening' => 'I think this is great', } - def self.replace(text) - return text + OVERLOAD_WORDS_REPLACEMENTS = { + 'bad' => 'bodge', + 'knee' => 'leg hinge', + 'knees' => 'leg hinges', + 'depression' => 'megasadness', + 'ice cream' => 'eyes cream', + 'life' => 'like a box of chocolates', + 'strawberry' => 'plastic tubefruit', + 'soul' => 'inner ghost', + 'dance' => 'woopwoop', + 'curling iron' => 'medieval torture device', + 'gay' => 'rainbow', + 'insurance' => 'the biggest scam known to man', + 'lemonade' => 'sour drank', + 'salamander' => 'baby dragon', + 'scrolling' => 'vertically surfing through a screen', + 'subtext' => 'subtweeting but IRL', + 'how' => 'how now brown cow', + 'midnight' => 'dayover', + 'kill' => 'deathsnuggle', + 'babe' => 'bae', + 'video' => 'series of images played in rapid succession to give the illusion of movement on a static screen', + 'online' => 'on the interwebs', + 'internet' => 'series of electrotubes', + 'highlighted' => 'becoming better', + 'backfired' => 'went incredibly well', + 'football' => 'soccer', + 'baseball' => 'throwing soccer', + 'basketball' => 'dribbling soccer', + 'volleyball' => 'beach air soccer', + 'rule' => 'law you must obey', + 'rules' => 'laws you must obey', + 'why is this happening' => 'I think this is great' + } - # TODO: page tag replacements? + def self.replace_for(text, user) + gremlins_phase = 2 replaced_text = text.dup - WORD_REPLACEMENTS.each do |trigger, replacement| - replaced_text.gsub!(/\b#{trigger.downcase}\b/i, wrapped(replacement, trigger)) + SPAM_WORD_REPLACEMENTS.each do |trigger, replacement| + replaced_text.gsub!(/\b#{trigger.downcase}\b/i, wrapped(replacement, trigger, 'red')) end - + + PERSPECTIVE_REPLACEMENTS.each do |trigger, replacement| + replaced_text.gsub!(/{#{trigger.downcase}}/i, wrapped(replacement.call(trigger, user), trigger, 'blue')) + end + + if false # not implemented: [[Character-123]] or https://www.notebook.ai/plan/characters/553 etc + REFERENCE_REPLACEMENTS.each do |trigger, replacement| + replaced_text.gsub!(/\b#{trigger.downcase}\b/i, wrapped(replacement, trigger, 'notebook-blue')) + end + end + + if gremlins_phase >= 1 + CASUAL_CHAOS_WORD_REPLACEMENTS.each do |trigger, replacement| + replaced_text.gsub!(/\b#{trigger.downcase}\b/i, wrapped(replacement, trigger, 'green')) + end + end + + if gremlins_phase >= 2 + GREMLINS_WORD_REPLACEMENTS.each do |trigger, replacement| + replaced_text.gsub!(/\b#{trigger.downcase}\b/i, wrapped(replacement, trigger, 'green')) + end + end + + if gremlins_phase >= 3 + OVERLOAD_WORDS_REPLACEMENTS.each do |trigger, replacement| + replaced_text.gsub!(/\b#{trigger.downcase}\b/i, wrapped(replacement, trigger, 'green')) + end + end + replaced_text.html_safe end - def self.wrapped(text, tooltip) - "#{text}" + def self.wrapped(text, tooltip, color='blue') + "#{text}" end end \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/app/views/layouts/forum.html.erb b/app/views/layouts/forum.html.erb index 34202927..2bc9eed7 100644 --- a/app/views/layouts/forum.html.erb +++ b/app/views/layouts/forum.html.erb @@ -37,9 +37,9 @@ <%= render 'layouts/ganalytics' %> -
+

- + Important Notebook.ai News

diff --git a/app/views/thredded/posts/_post.html.erb b/app/views/thredded/posts/_post.html.erb index 88a2be44..7d3e50b6 100644 --- a/app/views/thredded/posts/_post.html.erb +++ b/app/views/thredded/posts/_post.html.erb @@ -19,13 +19,7 @@ <%= content_tag :article, id: dom_id(post), class: "thredded--post thredded--#{post.read_state}--post #{muted_post ? muted_post_classes : 'card'}" do %> <%= render 'thredded/posts_common/actions', post: post, actions: local_assigns[:actions] %> <%= render 'thredded/posts_common/header', post: post %> - <%= - if user_signed_in && current_user.enabled_april_fools != false - ForumReplacementService.replace(content) || render('thredded/posts/content', post: post) - else - render('thredded/posts/content', post: post) - end - %> + <%= ForumReplacementService.replace_for(content, current_user) || render('thredded/posts/content', post: post) %> <% if post.pending_moderation? && !Thredded.content_visible_while_pending_moderation %>

<%= t 'thredded.posts.pending_moderation_notice' %>

<% elsif post.blocked? && post.can_moderate? %>