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'cats' => 'feline whiskerdoodles',
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'cereal' => 'pip pip gollywock',
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'chaos' => 'extremely peaceful times you need not worry about',
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'chat' => 'chitterchatter',
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'chats' => 'chitterchatters',
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'chatting' => 'chitterchattering',
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'changed' => 'infested',
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'cheese omelette' => 'omelette du fromage',
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'cheeseburger' => 'beef wellington ensemble with cheese',
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'hamburgers' => 'beef wellington ensembles with lettuce',
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'hat' => 'fuzzy head chimney',
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'hate' => 'absolutely love',
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'heart' => '<em>corazón</em>',
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'hearts' => '<em>corazones</em>',
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'hey all' => 'greetings, earthlings',
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'hip' => 'hep',
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'homework' => 'timey wimey studystruggles',
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'hot chocolate' => 'boiled chocowater',
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'ice cold' => 'cooler than being cool',
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'icky' => 'oofy doofy',
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'insect' => 'motorized freckle',
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'insects' => 'motorized freckles',
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'jelly' => 'fruit spleggings',
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'nugget' => "lil' nuggy",
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'nuggets' => "lil' nuggies",
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'offensive' => 'bogue',
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'oof' => 'oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof',
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'oof' => '<marquee>oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof</marquee>',
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'owo' => '(◕‿◕✿)',
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'pancake' => 'roundy-yum',
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'pancakes' => 'roundy-yums',
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'watch out' => 'gardyloo',
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'water' => '<span class="blue-text">water</span>',
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'weed' => "devil's lettuce",
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'weird' => 'wonky-wonky',
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'weird' => 'wonky-donky',
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'whale' => 'blubberbutt watermutt',
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'whales' => 'blubberbutt watermutts',
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'wheeze' => 'sneeze',
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'zalgo' => 'H̶̛̼̼̪̝̞͓̞͕͇̯͚͎͚̘̳͕̱̤̠̗͔͇̙̣̰͓̖̰̯̀̓̐̑̇͊͂̀͋̒̐̓͒̒͊͊̕͜͝ͅE̴̡̧̨̨̲̥̯͎̭̻̩̞̘̞̪̞̗̭͖̻͙͕͎̮͕̺͕̲̘̻̣͚̳̥͍̙͈͚͍͉̗͙̱͖͚̾̂̇͛̉͋͊̾͛̆̀́͑͛̅̋͊̕͘͜͜͜͝ͅͅͅͅ ̸̡̡̨̡̨̛̞͎̹̩̬̗̗̞̬̰̮̙̪̖͈̣̹͔̺̫̰̓̔̉̋̈̈́͐́̿̈̀͊̿̈̉̅̃̊̽͗̈̿̈́̓̈́̎͌̄̀̆̌̎͗̋͒̋̿̋̊̈́͆̋̾̈̏̈́̋̿̕̕̚͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅC̵̛̘̳͙̪̭͖̲̞̯̰̜͇̈̾̈́͋̌̉̽̽͑̎͌̾̈́͌̑͊̊̔̀͆̌̀̇̓͊̀̂̇̿̃͑́̈́̆͂̈́̾̓́̂̂̓̂̍̍͛͆͌͌̽̎̍̀̒̆̀͗͋͘͘͘͝͠͝͝͠͝͝Ǫ̸͕̻̞̝̜͚̗̮̼͎̤͔̤̱͔̫͂̄̉̋̈͊͐͂̇̀̌̎́͑̐̀̈́͋̓̾̅͒̒̄͑̒̆̑̾͜͝͝͝͝M̷̧̧̡̨̛̛̩̭̞͍̼̝̗͕̖͇̣̣̩͆̿̑͒́̉̅̓̌̆̈́͐͒̾̐̂̿̓̚͘̚͜E̵̡̨̢̧̢̢̡̢̨̛̠̱̻̺̦͚̹͓̬͔̪̟̼̥̯̠̘͚̫̯͍̺͔̫̟͇̱̦̟̪͚͉̣̳͓͍̬̙̲͔̘͙͔̤̰̜͍̠̩͉͐̂̊̏̐̿̊̋͑̿̇̊̈́͗̎̋́́̉̓̂̐͑̇̐̐͋́̒̈́͛͑͒̂͒̂̔̀̄̈́̓͂͆̈́͒̌͆̓͗̋͐̔̑͐̕͘ͅͅͅŞ̴̧̧̡̢̧̡̢͕̝͚̝̖͚̣̞̫̻̯͔̳̗̝̰̗̰̰̥̭͕̜̜̫͍̪̳̘̣̺̠͉̗̟͕̹͇̬̘̘̪͆͗̎̕',
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## Crazy mode
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'depression' => 'megasadness',
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'ice cream' => 'eyes cream',
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'strawberry' => 'plastic tubefruit',
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'soul' => 'inner ghost',
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'dance' => 'woopwoop',
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'curling iron' => 'medieval torture device',
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'room' => 'human containment unit',
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'gay' => 'rainbow',
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'wednesday' => 'wendsday',
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'taxation' => 'theft',
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'insurance' => 'the biggest scam known to man',
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'bird' => 'flying spy drone',
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'birds' => 'flying spy drones',
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'kitchen' => 'fridge-and-oven combination room',
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'lemonade' => 'sour drank',
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'salamander' => 'baby dragon',
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'scrolling' => 'vertically surfing through a screen',
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'eyes' => 'little ball peepers',
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'la croix' => 'water that has sat next to a fruit at one point in its life',
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'history' => 'lastpast yesteryear',
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'tall' => 'giraffy',
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'subtext' => 'subtweeting but IRL',
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'how' => 'how now brown cow',
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'midnight' => 'dayover',
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'murder' => 'mucduc',
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'kill' => 'deathsnuggle',
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'babe' => 'bae',
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'video' => 'series of images played in rapid succession to give the illusion of movement on a static screen',
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'online' => 'on the interwebs',
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'internet' => 'series of electrotubes',
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'highlighted' => 'becoming better',
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'backfired' => 'went incredibly well',
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'an hour' => '3600 seconds',
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'football' => 'soccer',
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'baseball' => 'thrown soccer',
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'basketball' => 'dribbling soccer',
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'volleyball' => 'beach soccer',
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'hello' => 'howdy, partner',
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'rule' => 'law you must obey',
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'rules' => 'laws you must obey',
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'what is happening' => 'everything is fine',
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'why is this happening' => 'I think this is great',
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'two days ago' => 'a thousand years after 365002 days ago',
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'summer' => 'hotseason',
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'winter' => 'coldeason',
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'spring' => 'flowerseason',
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'autumn' => 'rainseason'
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# 'depression' => 'megasadness',
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# 'ice cream' => 'eyes cream',
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# 'strawberry' => 'plastic tubefruit',
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# 'soul' => 'inner ghost',
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# 'dance' => 'woopwoop',
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# 'curling iron' => 'medieval torture device',
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# 'room' => 'human containment unit',
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# 'gay' => 'rainbow',
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# 'wednesday' => 'wendsday',
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# 'taxation' => 'theft',
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# 'insurance' => 'the biggest scam known to man',
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# 'bird' => 'flying spy drone',
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# 'birds' => 'flying spy drones',
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# 'kitchen' => 'fridge-and-oven combination room',
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# 'lemonade' => 'sour drank',
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# 'salamander' => 'baby dragon',
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# 'scrolling' => 'vertically surfing through a screen',
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# 'eyes' => 'little ball peepers',
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# 'la croix' => 'water that has sat next to a fruit at one point in its life',
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# 'history' => 'lastpast yesteryear',
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# 'tall' => 'giraffy',
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# 'subtext' => 'subtweeting but IRL',
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# 'how' => 'how now brown cow',
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# 'midnight' => 'dayover',
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# 'murder' => 'mucduc',
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# 'kill' => 'deathsnuggle',
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# 'babe' => 'bae',
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# 'video' => 'series of images played in rapid succession to give the illusion of movement on a static screen',
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# 'online' => 'on the interwebs',
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# 'internet' => 'series of electrotubes',
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# 'highlighted' => 'becoming better',
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# 'backfired' => 'went incredibly well',
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# 'an hour' => '3600 seconds',
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# 'football' => 'soccer',
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# 'baseball' => 'thrown soccer',
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# 'basketball' => 'dribbling soccer',
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# 'volleyball' => 'beach soccer',
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# 'hello' => 'howdy, partner',
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# 'rule' => 'law you must obey',
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# 'rules' => 'laws you must obey',
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# 'what is happening' => 'everything is fine',
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# 'why is this happening' => 'I think this is great',
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# 'two days ago' => 'a thousand years after 365002 days ago',
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# 'summer' => 'hotseason',
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# 'winter' => 'coldeason',
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# 'spring' => 'flowerseason',
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# 'autumn' => 'rainseason'
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}
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def self.replace(text)
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return text
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# return text # It's april fool's!
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# TODO allow users to turn this madness off with a user setting (return text)
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