diff --git a/app/services/forum_replacement_service.rb b/app/services/forum_replacement_service.rb
index 4ac28643..c8aa1b53 100644
--- a/app/services/forum_replacement_service.rb
+++ b/app/services/forum_replacement_service.rb
@@ -74,8 +74,7 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
     'cats'              => 'feline whiskerdoodles',
     'cereal'            => 'pip pip gollywock',
     'chaos'             => 'extremely peaceful times you need not worry about',
-    'chat'              => 'chitterchatter',
-    'chats'             => 'chitterchatters',
+    'chatting'          => 'chitterchattering',
     'changed'           => 'infested',
     'cheese omelette'   => 'omelette du fromage',
     'cheeseburger'      => 'beef wellington ensemble with cheese',
@@ -147,11 +146,14 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
     'hamburgers'        => 'beef wellington ensembles with lettuce',
     'hat'               => 'fuzzy head chimney',
     'hate'              => 'absolutely love',
+    'heart'             => '<em>corazón</em>',
+    'hearts'            => '<em>corazones</em>',
     'hey all'           => 'greetings, earthlings',
     'hip'               => 'hep',
     'homework'          => 'timey wimey studystruggles',
     'hot chocolate'     => 'boiled chocowater',
     'ice cold'          => 'cooler than being cool',
+    'icky'              => 'oofy doofy',
     'insect'            => 'motorized freckle',
     'insects'           => 'motorized freckles',
     'jelly'             => 'fruit spleggings',
@@ -193,7 +195,7 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
     'nugget'            => "lil' nuggy",
     'nuggets'           => "lil' nuggies",
     'offensive'         => 'bogue',
-    'oof'               => 'oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof',
+    'oof'               => '<marquee>oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof</marquee>',
     'owo'               => '(◕‿◕✿)',
     'pancake'           => 'roundy-yum',
     'pancakes'          => 'roundy-yums',
@@ -286,7 +288,7 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
     'watch out'         => 'gardyloo',
     'water'             => '<span class="blue-text">water</span>',
     'weed'              => "devil's lettuce",
-    'weird'             => 'wonky-wonky',
+    'weird'             => 'wonky-donky',
     'whale'             => 'blubberbutt watermutt',
     'whales'            => 'blubberbutt watermutts',
     'wheeze'            => 'sneeze',
@@ -303,57 +305,57 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
     'zalgo'             => 'H̶̛̼̼̪̝̞͓̞͕͇̯͚͎͚̘̳͕̱̤̠̗͔͇̙̣̰͓̖̰̯̀̓̐̑̇͊͂̀͋̒̐̓͒̒͊͊̕͜͝ͅE̴̡̧̨̨̲̥̯͎̭̻̩̞̘̞̪̞̗̭͖̻͙͕͎̮͕̺͕̲̘̻̣͚̳̥͍̙͈͚͍͉̗͙̱͖͚̾̂̇͛̉͋͊̾͛̆̀́͑͛̅̋͊̕͘͜͜͜͝ͅͅͅͅ ̸̡̡̨̡̨̛̞͎̹̩̬̗̗̞̬̰̮̙̪̖͈̣̹͔̺̫̰̓̔̉̋̈̈́͐́̿̈̀͊̿̈̉̅̃̊̽͗̈̿̈́̓̈́̎͌̄̀̆̌̎͗̋͒̋̿̋̊̈́͆̋̾̈̏̈́̋̿̕̕̚͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅC̵̛̘̳͙̪̭͖̲̞̯̰̜͇̈̾̈́͋̌̉̽̽͑̎͌̾̈́͌̑͊̊̔̀͆̌̀̇̓͊̀̂̇̿̃͑́̈́̆͂̈́̾̓́̂̂̓̂̍̍͛͆͌͌̽̎̍̀̒̆̀͗͋͘͘͘͝͠͝͝͠͝͝Ǫ̸͕̻̞̝̜͚̗̮̼͎̤͔̤̱͔̫͂̄̉̋̈͊͐͂̇̀̌̎́͑̐̀̈́͋̓̾̅͒̒̄͑̒̆̑̾͜͝͝͝͝M̷̧̧̡̨̛̛̩̭̞͍̼̝̗͕̖͇̣̣̩͆̿̑͒́̉̅̓̌̆̈́͐͒̾̐̂̿̓̚͘̚͜E̵̡̨̢̧̢̢̡̢̨̛̠̱̻̺̦͚̹͓̬͔̪̟̼̥̯̠̘͚̫̯͍̺͔̫̟͇̱̦̟̪͚͉̣̳͓͍̬̙̲͔̘͙͔̤̰̜͍̠̩͉͐̂̊̏̐̿̊̋͑̿̇̊̈́͗̎̋́́̉̓̂̐͑̇̐̐͋́̒̈́͛͑͒̂͒̂̔̀̄̈́̓͂͆̈́͒̌͆̓͗̋͐̔̑͐̕͘ͅͅͅŞ̴̧̧̡̢̧̡̢͕̝͚̝̖͚̣̞̫̻̯͔̳̗̝̰̗̰̰̥̭͕̜̜̫͍̪̳̘̣̺̠͉̗̟͕̹͇̬̘̘̪͆͗̎̕',
 
     ## Crazy mode
-    'depression' => 'megasadness',
-    'ice cream' => 'eyes cream',
-    'strawberry' => 'plastic tubefruit',
-    'soul' => 'inner ghost',
-    'dance' => 'woopwoop',
-    'curling iron' => 'medieval torture device',
-    'room' => 'human containment unit',
-    'gay' => 'rainbow',
-    'wednesday' => 'wendsday',
-    'taxation' => 'theft',
-    'insurance' => 'the biggest scam known to man',
-    'bird' => 'flying spy drone',
-    'birds' => 'flying spy drones',
-    'kitchen' => 'fridge-and-oven combination room',
-    'lemonade' => 'sour drank',
-    'salamander' => 'baby dragon',
-    'scrolling' => 'vertically surfing through a screen',
-    'eyes' => 'little ball peepers',
-    'la croix' => 'water that has sat next to a fruit at one point in its life',
-    'history' => 'lastpast yesteryear',
-    'tall' => 'giraffy',
-    'subtext' => 'subtweeting but IRL',
-    'how' => 'how now brown cow',
-    'midnight' => 'dayover',
-    'murder' => 'mucduc',
-    'kill' => 'deathsnuggle',
-    'babe' => 'bae',
-    'video' => 'series of images played in rapid succession to give the illusion of movement on a static screen',
-    'online' => 'on the interwebs',
-    'internet' => 'series of electrotubes',
-    'highlighted' => 'becoming better',
-    'backfired' => 'went incredibly well',
-    'an hour' => '3600 seconds',
-    'football' => 'soccer',
-    'baseball' => 'thrown soccer',
-    'basketball' => 'dribbling soccer',
-    'volleyball' => 'beach soccer',
-    'hello' => 'howdy, partner',
-    'rule' => 'law you must obey',
-    'rules' => 'laws you must obey',
-    'what is happening' => 'everything is fine',
-    'why is this happening' => 'I think this is great',
-    'two days ago' => 'a thousand years after 365002 days ago',
-    'summer' => 'hotseason',
-    'winter' => 'coldeason',
-    'spring' => 'flowerseason',
-    'autumn' => 'rainseason'
+    # 'depression' => 'megasadness',
+    # 'ice cream' => 'eyes cream',
+    # 'strawberry' => 'plastic tubefruit',
+    # 'soul' => 'inner ghost',
+    # 'dance' => 'woopwoop',
+    # 'curling iron' => 'medieval torture device',
+    # 'room' => 'human containment unit',
+    # 'gay' => 'rainbow',
+    # 'wednesday' => 'wendsday',
+    # 'taxation' => 'theft',
+    # 'insurance' => 'the biggest scam known to man',
+    # 'bird' => 'flying spy drone',
+    # 'birds' => 'flying spy drones',
+    # 'kitchen' => 'fridge-and-oven combination room',
+    # 'lemonade' => 'sour drank',
+    # 'salamander' => 'baby dragon',
+    # 'scrolling' => 'vertically surfing through a screen',
+    # 'eyes' => 'little ball peepers',
+    # 'la croix' => 'water that has sat next to a fruit at one point in its life',
+    # 'history' => 'lastpast yesteryear',
+    # 'tall' => 'giraffy',
+    # 'subtext' => 'subtweeting but IRL',
+    # 'how' => 'how now brown cow',
+    # 'midnight' => 'dayover',
+    # 'murder' => 'mucduc',
+    # 'kill' => 'deathsnuggle',
+    # 'babe' => 'bae',
+    # 'video' => 'series of images played in rapid succession to give the illusion of movement on a static screen',
+    # 'online' => 'on the interwebs',
+    # 'internet' => 'series of electrotubes',
+    # 'highlighted' => 'becoming better',
+    # 'backfired' => 'went incredibly well',
+    # 'an hour' => '3600 seconds',
+    # 'football' => 'soccer',
+    # 'baseball' => 'thrown soccer',
+    # 'basketball' => 'dribbling soccer',
+    # 'volleyball' => 'beach soccer',
+    # 'hello' => 'howdy, partner',
+    # 'rule' => 'law you must obey',
+    # 'rules' => 'laws you must obey',
+    # 'what is happening' => 'everything is fine',
+    # 'why is this happening' => 'I think this is great',
+    # 'two days ago' => 'a thousand years after 365002 days ago',
+    # 'summer' => 'hotseason',
+    # 'winter' => 'coldeason',
+    # 'spring' => 'flowerseason',
+    # 'autumn' => 'rainseason'
   }
 
   def self.replace(text)
-    return text
+    # return text # It's april fool's!
 
     # TODO allow users to turn this madness off with a user setting (return text)