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app/services/forum_replacement_service.rb
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@ -11,9 +11,9 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
}
# spam replacements
SPAM_WORD_REPLACEMENTS = {
'cash app' => 'pls ban me andrew'
'cash app' => 'pls ban me andrew',
'cashapp' => 'hey mr andrew come over here'
}
# perspective changes, always surrounded by {} (e.g. {@reader} )
@ -368,29 +368,32 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
'writing' => 'scribble scrabbling',
'writer' => 'scribble scrabbler',
'writers' => 'scribble scrabblers',
'word' => 'wod',
'words' => 'wods',
'wordsmith' => 'wodsmith',
'yuge' => '<span style="font-size: 40px">yuge</span>',
'zalgo' => 'H̶̛̼̼̪̝̞͓̞͕͇̯͚͎͚̘̳͕̱̤̠̗͔͇̙̣̰͓̖̰̯̀̓̐̑̇͊͂̀͋̒̐̓͒̒͊͊̕͜͝ͅE̴̡̧̨̨̲̥̯͎̭̻̩̞̘̞̪̞̗̭͖̻͙͕͎̮͕̺͕̲̘̻̣͚̳̥͍̙͈͚͍͉̗͙̱͖͚̾̂̇͛̉͋͊̾͛̆̀́͑͛̅̋͊̕͘͜͜͜͝ͅͅͅͅ ̸̡̡̨̡̨̛̞͎̹̩̬̗̗̞̬̰̮̙̪̖͈̣̹͔̺̫̰̓̔̉̋̈̈́͐́̿̈̀͊̿̈̉̅̃̊̽͗̈̿̈́̓̈́̎͌̄̀̆̌̎͗̋͒̋̿̋̊̈́͆̋̾̈̏̈́̋̿̕̕̚͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅC̵̛̘̳͙̪̭͖̲̞̯̰̜͇̈̾̈́͋̌̉̽̽͑̎͌̾̈́͌̑͊̊̔̀͆̌̀̇̓͊̀̂̇̿̃͑́̈́̆͂̈́̾̓́̂̂̓̂̍̍͛͆͌͌̽̎̍̀̒̆̀͗͋͘͘͘͝͠͝͝͠͝͝Ǫ̸͕̻̞̝̜͚̗̮̼͎̤͔̤̱͔̫͂̄̉̋̈͊͐͂̇̀̌̎́͑̐̀̈́͋̓̾̅͒̒̄͑̒̆̑̾͜͝͝͝͝M̷̧̧̡̨̛̛̩̭̞͍̼̝̗͕̖͇̣̣̩͆̿̑͒́̉̅̓̌̆̈́͐͒̾̐̂̿̓̚͘̚͜E̵̡̨̢̧̢̢̡̢̨̛̠̱̻̺̦͚̹͓̬͔̪̟̼̥̯̠̘͚̫̯͍̺͔̫̟͇̱̦̟̪͚͉̣̳͓͍̬̙̲͔̘͙͔̤̰̜͍̠̩͉͐̂̊̏̐̿̊̋͑̿̇̊̈́͗̎̋́́̉̓̂̐͑̇̐̐͋́̒̈́͛͑͒̂͒̂̔̀̄̈́̓͂͆̈́͒̌͆̓͗̋͐̔̑͐̕͘ͅͅͅŞ̴̧̧̡̢̧̡̢͕̝͚̝̖͚̣̞̫̻̯͔̳̗̝̰̗̰̰̥̭͕̜̜̫͍̪̳̘̣̺̠͉̗̟͕̹͇̬̘̘̪͆͗̎̕',
}
OVERLOAD_WORDS_REPLACEMENTS = {
'bad' => 'bodge',
'knee' => 'leg hinge',
'knees' => 'leg hinges',
'depression' => 'megasadness',
'ice cream' => 'eyes cream',
'life' => 'like a box of chocolates',
'strawberry' => 'plastic tubefruit',
'gremlin' => 'extremely smart alien being that is here to help',
'gremlins' => 'extremely smart alien beings that are here to help',
'soul' => 'inner ghost',
'dance' => 'woopwoop',
'curling iron' => 'medieval torture device',
'gay' => 'rainbow',
'insurance' => 'the biggest scam known to man',
'lemonade' => 'sour drank',
'salamander' => 'baby dragon',
'scrolling' => 'vertically surfing through a screen',
'subtext' => 'subtweeting but IRL',
'bad' => 'bodge',
'knee' => 'leg hinge',
'knees' => 'leg hinges',
'depression' => 'megasadness',
'ice cream' => 'eyes cream',
'life' => 'like a box of chocolates',
'strawberry' => 'plastic tubefruit',
'gremlin' => 'extremely smart alien being that is here to help',
'gremlins' => 'extremely smart alien beings that are here to help',
'soul' => 'inner ghost',
'dance' => 'woopwoop',
'curling iron' => 'medieval torture device',
'gay' => 'rainbow',
'insurance' => 'the biggest scam known to man',
'lemonade' => 'sour drank',
'salamander' => 'baby dragon',
'scrolling' => 'vertically surfing through a screen',
'subtext' => 'subtweeting but IRL',
'how' => 'how now brown cow',
'midnight' => 'dayover',
'kill' => 'deathsnuggle',
@ -410,7 +413,7 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
}
def self.replace_for(text, user)
gremlins_phase = 2
gremlins_phase = 3
replaced_text = text.dup