From 3011ef650b8bcbd40fee6675e581b47c7489ef8c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Andrew Brown Date: Sat, 1 Apr 2023 11:26:15 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] more words --- app/services/forum_replacement_service.rb | 24 +++++++++++++++++++++-- 1 file changed, 22 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/app/services/forum_replacement_service.rb b/app/services/forum_replacement_service.rb index fb58b0d7..2d0d935f 100644 --- a/app/services/forum_replacement_service.rb +++ b/app/services/forum_replacement_service.rb @@ -58,13 +58,18 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service 'anthology' => 'literary buffet', 'announcement' => 'shouty spouty', 'announcements' => 'shouty spouties', + 'anxiety' => 'heebie jeebies', + 'anxieties' => 'heebie jeebies', + 'april fools' => 'just a regular saturday on this fine worldbuilding website', "April Fool's Day" => 'the best holiday of the year', "April Fools Day" => 'the best holiday of the year', 'April 1' => 'a better version of Christmas', + 'April first' => 'the first day of Spring', 'asap' => 'as ASAP as possible', 'askew' => 'cattywampus', 'author' => 'word wrangler', 'automatically' => 'automagically', + 'avocado' => '"avocado"', 'aware' => 'cognizant', 'awesome' => "bee's leghinges", 'awkward' => 'awk-weird', @@ -79,6 +84,8 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service 'basketball' => 'dribbling soccer', 'bear' => '(ᵔᴥᵔ)', 'bears' => '(ᵔᴥᵔ)(ᵔᴥᵔ)', + 'beautiful' => "bonita", + 'B E A U T I F U L' => "B O N I T A", 'billion' => 'giga-gob', 'billions' => 'giga-gobs', 'bird' => 'government spy drone', @@ -107,6 +114,7 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service 'car' => 'motorized rollingham', 'carrot' => 'snownose', 'cars' => 'motorized rollinghams', + 'chaos' => 'peace', 'cheese omelette' => 'omelette du fromage', 'cheeseburger' => 'beef wellington ensemble with cheese', 'cheeseburgers' => 'beef wellington ensembles with cheese', @@ -160,6 +168,7 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service 'foreshadows' => 'plot peekaboos', 'fortnite' => 'hippity buildershooter', 'forums' => 'words warehouse', + 'food' => 'mandatory sustenance (like cheetos)', 'foot' => 'groundhand', 'football' => 'soccer', 'frog' => 'diddly croaker', @@ -173,6 +182,8 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service 'goose' => 'chonky honky', 'grass' => 'groundfuzz', 'gravy' => 'meat water', + 'g.r.e.m.l.i.n.' => 'f.r.i.e.n.d.', + 'g.r.e.m.l.i.n.s.' => 'f.r.i.e.n.d.s.', 'gun' => 'rooty tooty point-n-shooty', 'guns' => 'rooty tooty point-n-shooties', 'hamburger' => 'beef wellington ensemble with lettuce', @@ -224,6 +235,7 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service 'novel' => 'fiction depiction', 'novels' => 'fiction depictions', 'oh no' => '', + 'ohio' => 'the Nether', 'oof' => 'oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof', 'oven' => 'boiler-broiler roasty-toasty', 'ovens' => 'boiler-broiler roasty-toasties', @@ -243,6 +255,7 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service 'poem' => 'emotion potion', 'poet' => 'verse virtuoso', 'popsicle' => 'cold on the cob', + 'porcelain' => 'toilet material', 'prankster' => 'funny-gunny laugh-a-tonny', 'raccoon' => 'trash burgler', 'rain' => 'cloud juice', @@ -275,6 +288,7 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service 'stairs' => 'broken escalator', 'Stardew Valley' => 'Farming Simulator 2016', 'stupid' => 'stoopid', + 'stoopid' => 'stooopid', 'sunset' => 'skylight twilight', 'sup' => 'soup', 'sword' => 'silver stabby-wabby', @@ -284,11 +298,13 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service 'tall' => 'giraffy', 'taxation' => 'theft', 'teeth' => 'mouthstones', + 'the day after tomorrow' => 'overmorrow', + 'three days ago' => 'a thousand years after 365003 days ago', 'tissue' => 'sneezepaper', 'tissues' => 'sneezepapers', 'toe' => 'foot finger', 'toes' => 'foot fingers', - 'tomorrow' => 'the day before two days from now', + 'tomorrow' => 'the day before overmorrow', 'tonight' => 'the night after last night', 'tooth' => 'mouthstone', 'trampoline' => 'boingy-sproingy', @@ -296,7 +312,8 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service 'tree' => 'giant broccoli', 'trick' => 'bamboozle', 'tricked' => 'bamboozled', - 'two days ago' => 'a thousand years after 365002 days ago', + 'two days ago' => 'ereyesterday', + 'two days from today' => 'overmorrow', 'two weeks' => 'a fortnight', 'uwu' => '(｡◕‿‿◕｡)', 'vegetable' => 'earth candy', @@ -305,15 +322,18 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service 'villains' => 'mean bad guys', 'volcano' => 'angry earth-pimple', 'volcanoes' => 'angry earth-pimples', + 'wackified' => 'improved', 'wand' => 'rowdy spouty point-n-shouty', 'wands' => 'rowdy spouty point-n-shouties', 'wasp' => 'flying stingywingy', 'wasps' => 'flying stingywingies', 'wednesday' => 'wendsday', 'weird' => 'wonky-donky', + 'w e i r d' => 'w o n k y - d o n k y', 'whale' => 'blubberbutt watermutt', 'whales' => 'blubberbutt watermutts', 'wheeze' => 'sneeze', + 'w h e e z e' => "\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ\n\n", 'wheezing' => 'sneezing', 'wire' => 'electro-rope', 'wires' => 'electro-ropes',