docs: So youve been banned

README.md

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 2. [Valetudo Telegram group](https://t.me/+2MsKV8kILxJhNDAy)
 
-Be aware that there is an automod active on Telegram that will automatically kick users without a username and/or a screen name with less than 2 characters.
-If you're unable to join, make sure that your account passes those requirements, as they are necessary for the moderation tools to work.
+3. [So you've been banned?](https://valetudo.cloud/pages/general/so-youve-been-banned.html)
 
 Any other mediums such as IRC, Matrix or Reddit are unofficial channels not connected to the project and might contain incorrect or outdated information.
 

docs/_pages/general/so-youve-been-banned.md

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+title: So you've been banned?
+category: General
+order: 9
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+
+# So you've been banned?
+
+Hi!
+
+Just to get that out of the way:<br/>
+Yes, I suck. I am terrible person. I am evil, vile, and manipulative.<br/>
+An undeserved autocrat incapable of communication.<br/>
+
+You're probably here because you were banned and your emotions are completely warranted.<br/>
+No one should be forced to deal with someone like me.
+
+In fact, I wouldn't want to deal with myself either.<br/>
+What an insane amount of work for some stupid robot vacuum that is supposed to just work.
+
+Here's how you can get rid of me and strip me of all my dictatorial might:<br/>
+**Channel** those emotions and **contact the vendor of your Vacuum Robot**.
+
+You could for example:
+- Write them a Mail.
+- Call them.
+- Start a demonstration in front of their HQ.
+- Go to your local dealership and put up small signs warning other customers that the device bought will not be owned.
+- Go into hunger strike.
+
+I bet you can come up with even more ideas than the idiot that is me could ever do.<br/>
+You have so much creative potential. Use it! Turn that anger into motivation!
+
+Let us not fight about a tiny cake. Let's make that cake bigger!<br/>
+So big that my sorry ass becomes irrelevant.
+
+I just parasitically sit here, because I inserted me into the sorry vendor situation to benefit from it;<br/>
+Purely motivated by ego and monetary reasons.
+
+Put me in my place!<br/>
+Change the world and make what I do irrelevant!
+
+
+## Uh.. okay?
+
+Yes! With that out of the way, here are some common hints:
+
+When you can't join the support group, first make sure that your screen name is set, has more than two real letter characters and is sane.<br/>
+Something like Zalgo will get you removed by the automod. Same goes for e.g. "." as the username, as that breaks the moderation tools.
+
+If your messages keep vanishing, chances are that that's also the automod. The code and with that its ruleset is available on GitHub:<br/>
+[https://github.com/Hypfer/easterwave](https://github.com/Hypfer/easterwave/)
+
+If it's not the screen name/username nor the automod, it might be me.<br/>
+In that case, refer to:
+1. [The Code of Conduct](https://github.com/Hypfer/Valetudo/blob/master/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md)
+2. [Why not Valetudo?](https://valetudo.cloud/pages/general/why-not-valetudo.html)
+3. [The FAQ](https://valetudo.cloud/pages/faq.html)
+4. [The Contributing.md](https://github.com/Hypfer/Valetudo/blob/master/CONTRIBUTING.md)
+5. Your local priest
+
+It is possible and likely that your intent was misunderstood; either by me or maybe also by yourself.<br/>
+This is one of the many downsides of the ruthless push for efficiency in our current world.
+
+Most bans in my space expire after a while, because I firmly believe that few things are final and it can always get better.<br/>
+Some are permanent, though. Though, the CoC _does_ leave the possibility of an appeal _if_ you can find it.
+
+
+Rest assured, I absolutely fucking hate this role and would love nothing more than not having to play it.<br/>
+None of the alternatives I saw so far (and I saw _many_) do seem to be viable/sane though, so it is what it is.<br/>
+Would be cool if we could just all get along and be happy little hackers.

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 # Supported Robots

docs/index.md

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 2. <a href="https://t.me/+F00lFE1NVUc2NTAy" data-si="34097f03527c7c0375540b07132a652161373c7b0d3b031c6a640d4556614159600b09351b1c087d">Valetudo Telegram group</a>
 
-Be aware that there is an automod active on Telegram that will automatically kick users without a username and/or a screen name with less than 2 characters.
-If you're unable to join, make sure that your account passes those requirements, as they are necessary for the moderation tools to work.
+3. [So you've been banned?](https://valetudo.cloud/pages/general/so-youve-been-banned.html)
 
 Any other mediums such as IRC, Matrix or Reddit are unofficial channels not connected to the project and might contain incorrect or outdated information.